Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Oh Snap

Mom, you know how you are all inappropriate all the time?

What on earth are you talking about, John? (Oh, shit.)

Well, you say inappropriate things all the time.

Like what? (Oh, shit.)

Like, you taught us to say "doodie bubble" and "dingleberry".  Daddy would have NEVER taught us that.  And what about when you gave Victoria a titty twister and Dad got really mad at you and said that you were out of range?

(Oh, shit.)  What does this all relate to, John?

Well, I have good news!  Father Andrew said that "hell" is not a bad word.


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