I stayed home today to do massive amounts of laundry. Yes, my life is glamorous and I live like a rock star. I went around to all the beds, took sheets off, picked up the various laundry hampers, because my perfect children and husband ALWAYS put their clothes away and if they are dirty they go directly into the laundry hampers. We are perfect that way. Don't be jealous. It's just the way it is here. My mothering skills are beyond reproach and my skills as a homemaker are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. I have taught my children well.
As I was cleaning out Victoria's bed and putting fresh and delicious sheets on her bed (washed with love and not an ounce of bitterness that my imaginary housekeeper wasn't the one doing it), I saw something peek out from under her bed. It looked like a dirty sock. Such a tiny oversight on her little part. As I bent down to retrieve it I saw, what to my amazement looked like the entire contents of her closet, dirty and stuffed under her bed.
Here it is. Pulled out from under her bed. Waiting for her to get home from school.
Pray for her.
3 comments:
Where is Frida when you need her?
we are concerned about the state of Victoria's health !!!!!
Kerri and Michael
Unfortunately, I am the new housekeeper around here thanks to the shitty economy.
Victoria is alive and well. All of your prayers helped.
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