- Being beaten with a 2 x 4;
- Burned with a hot poker;
- Scalded by boiling water;
- Stabbed;
- or waterboarded.
I simply sent her to her room for being, like a total butt-head and talking back to me.
I am totally playing this if she ever wants to join the CIA (she's a sissy) or for her future husband, the poor thing.
Also, she is 9. Please note that the beginning of the video, where the camera is shaking, is me laughing my ass off. She is very well accessorized with bracelets on her right arm. She may be a little shit, but she is fashionable at all times
Waterboarding from Lisa Wicklund on Vimeo.
6 comments:
omg. I really AM going to wet my pants. That is HYSTERICAL!!!! Cute room, btw.
absolute comedy- drama queen with braceltes- wow can't wait to see how illa and anna fare at age 9- SALVAME JESUS- its vero btw
That is too funny. Love the bling!
Tell my precious that I would NEVER make her cry. I would give her more bracelets. And she needs to give me the lamp.
I think I'm gonna have to fight nakedturbobarbie for that lamp!
All I know is that the way she's crying? That's sometimes how I feel in general and I wish someone...ANYONE(!!!) would send me to the sanctuary of my room and never make me come out again!
(Am I bad person for laughing so hard at this?)
The lamp? From Target. My favorite store--other than the Wal Mart down the road.
NTB-The D.R.A.M.A. that Victoria loves to put out is unparalleled. She totally goes ballistic if sent to her room. Next time, I will send her your way for accessories and extra hugs.
Lesley- You are not a bad person for laughing at this. I am a bad person for posting it and making total fun of her and letting the internet make fun of her, too.
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