I ate street corn from this lady twice. Twice. I. Ate. Street food. In Mexico. I thought for sure that I could add a tiny wittle itty bitty parasite to my innards so that I could finally lose the last 6 pounds that are HAUNTING my hips and butt. Well, also my arms, but now I am Jedi Master of the anorexic arm photograph. Thanks, Veronica. You are an excellent teacher. You are like, totally Yoda to my Luke.
Anyway, I am sad to report that not only did I not get the tapeworm. I also gained 1.5 pounds--which totally defeats the purpose of eating food off the street in hopes of getting sick.
P.S. Anorexic Arm photos and how-to post coming soon...
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