Monday, November 3, 2008

I will love him and pet him and name him George.


I ate street corn from this lady twice. Twice.  I. Ate. Street food.  In Mexico.  I thought for sure that I could add a tiny wittle itty bitty parasite to my innards so that I could finally lose the last 6 pounds that are HAUNTING my hips and butt.  Well, also my arms, but now I am Jedi Master of the anorexic arm photograph.  Thanks, Veronica.  You are an excellent teacher.  You are like, totally Yoda to my Luke.

Anyway, I am sad to report that not only did I not get the tapeworm.  I also gained 1.5 pounds--which totally defeats the purpose of eating food off the street in hopes of getting sick.

P.S. Anorexic Arm photos and how-to post coming soon...

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