A few months ago, he mentioned (all snickery like) that I was snoring. I refused to believe him. Seeing as I am all lady-like and kinda cute and I wear cute clothes and am really good at applying makeup. What an asshole. I am so sure.
While I fell asleep two nights ago, my dear, sweet (a-hole) husband decided to film me. Snoring. The video is really dark, so I am not sure I believe him. Still. It does look kinda like me. And the bed linens (see how sophisticated I am??--I say "bed linens") look eerily familiar.
You be the judge.
Snoring Lisa from Lisa Wicklund on Vimeo.
In my defense, I took an Ambien. I was really tired. The cat was in bed with us. I am pretty sure I had a cold. And Grant is a ventriloquist. And an asshole.
5 comments:
Lisa, friend, I'm going to have to side with Grant on this one. Because the snoring I heard was so very lady-like.
Oh, now, how can you even call that "snoring?" You need to record Grant and let him compare. That'll set things straight.
Thank you, Ladies! I feel better now. Although, I am still dismayed that I am not absolutely quiet while I sleep. I say this was just a fluke.
LMAO!!!! Gonna have to agree with Dental Maven (who probably needs a dental ear, btw) that one can hardly call that snoring. It is, indeed, ladylike.
Wait – I am unclear: Is Grant an asshole??
Heh.
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