Friday, April 17, 2009
So apparently, I snore. A lot. And. It's really ladylike, too.
For years I have had to live with my husband's snoring. It has sent me to the couch, the guest room and the kid's room. I have been known to punch him and yell at him for keeping me up. Seriously, he has really pissed me off in the past.
A few months ago, he mentioned (all snickery like) that I was snoring. I refused to believe him. Seeing as I am all lady-like and kinda cute and I wear cute clothes and am really good at applying makeup. What an asshole. I am so sure.
While I fell asleep two nights ago, my dear, sweet (a-hole) husband decided to film me. Snoring. The video is really dark, so I am not sure I believe him. Still. It does look kinda like me. And the bed linens (see how sophisticated I am??--I say "bed linens") look eerily familiar.
You be the judge.